A good thing about Andrew is he’s the one person who will exchange “you gotta be kidding me” looks during band.

The Obama administration is allowing millions of people to come in without the skills to compete in the marketplace.

Bill O’Reilly’s criticism of migrant children escaping the drug war by coming to the United States: No real-life job skills.

Unlike American children, of course. Our world-class educational system is renowned for endowing us with real-life job skills. By the time we’re 4 years old we’ve already mastered Excel and the Adobe suite, and by 7 or 8 we’re creating workflow processes within native content management systems. At 10, you’re developing cloud-based mobile software solutions. When I was 12 years old I spoke ten programming languages and was managing a team of more than 300 toddlers across our marketing, R&D, IT, and accounting departments. By 13, each and every American child has the skills to compete in the global job market.

Unlike those lazy migrant children, who only know how to take care of themselves on their own and seek better opportunities in another country.

(via thebicker)

Aw yeah, going to band camp feeling nauseous. This is going to be a great morning.

"Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful"

I don’t know about you, but I only plan to get more attractive with every year.

I think 80% of the world’s problems would go away if sad pandora stations didn’t exist.