More like too much due tomorrow Thursday amirite

More like wish I hadn’t done that Wednesday amirite

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

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we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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