Lazy afternoons with bae
Harry must have had more haircuts than the rest of the boys in his class put together, but it made no difference, his hair simply grew that way - all over the place.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
I would like to dedicate this to all college graduates everywhere currently graduating now or this fall.
“will u marry me?”
Post game hair is so not on point
Shoutout to my mom for buying things she know I won’t eat and then getting mad at me for not eating them
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it