I never really understood the purpose of Siri until I tried texting while making Oreo balls

Staying busy is nice because I don’t have to think, but as soon as I’m done with whatever I’m doing it’s miserable.

I hate making phone calls…

I have this thing with puppies WHERE I WANT THEM ALL

Harry is such a little shit in the fifth book, can you say teenage angst!?

Do you ever do your eye make up so well that you have to share it with the world?

Yeah, me neither.

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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